My Not So Fortunate Fortune

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I was having a grand old day until I got my fortune cookie at P.F. Chang’s:

“Reaffirm your faith in financial plans – Make a budget.”

Seriously?! WTF. How can I reaffirm my faith in financial plans?… I never had any to begin with! This is seriously the crappiest, most daunting fortune ever. I thought they were supposed to tell you fun things. Like “Spend all you want, you’re going to win the lottery!” Not tell me to make a budget. (Yuck.)

That’s the last time I open a fortune cookie. Boo.

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