I was having a grand old day until I got my fortune cookie at P.F. Chang’s:
“Reaffirm your faith in financial plans – Make a budget.”
Seriously?! WTF. How can I reaffirm my faith in financial plans?… I never had any to begin with! This is seriously the crappiest, most daunting fortune ever. I thought they were supposed to tell you fun things. Like “Spend all you want, you’re going to win the lottery!” Not tell me to make a budget. (Yuck.)
That’s the last time I open a fortune cookie. Boo.